A pre-Christmas Post!

UPDATE: Cake Wreck?

UPDATE: I totes just submitted this to Cake Wrecks! Keep your fingers crossed that it makes it on!!!!!




Ok, so after spending so much time on the Cake Wreck blog (thank you for that tip Praino - pure gold right there!) I realized I have a picture of my OWN cake wreck experience. I'm posting it here in the hopes that you guys think it's worth sending to Cake Wrecks.

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HAHAHAH FAIL

In case it goes down from broadwidth: http://i36.tinypic.com/2uyod3k.gif

Word Count

I feel left out with all the word counts that you ladies post all the time, so I'm posting one too!

16,490

Yes, that's right. You read that number correctly. And I wrote all of it within a week. A good 40 pages of it from yesterday until today.

Total page count: 59


(I hate grad school.)

For Maria

One of the funniest scenes of the movie:

Post post post

Hey all

I havent been posting anything of note lately. i ll have to work on that. but just thought i d make a post and say hi and tell you i am turning into the Christmas Nazi at my house, it brings the lulz.

tonight i talked my mom into looking at trees, then tagging it so we can come back tomorrow with Pops and the truck.

also went to linens n things, bought some candy..... kind of gross, note to self do not buy candy from a store going under. but it was christmas candy-ish so it drew me into its web of sugary sickness.

so thats all for now. lets get more posts going!

Some British Music

Hey guys,

So there is this bank in the U.K. called Girls Aloud. They are pop and cheesy and wonderful. I guess they were a girl group formed for TV in 2001 but they just took off and hhave had like 20 numbers ones or something crazy like that.
Totes guilty pleasure; found out about them on ONTD. I love the red head with the super pale skin- i feel a connection to her plight. also the girl in the middle of "the promise"- totes have girl crush on her.

Here are some of their vids cheesy dance moves and all, enjoy :)

The Promise on The X-Factor


This one is just damn catchy!


Their first single, late 90s early 2000s cheese.

Its Britney Bitch

Hey guys,

so I was home sick today, ughh I am a mess. BUT Britney was on for her first US performance since the disaster of last years vmas. so here is Circus- i really like it too; and i think this performance is better then the Womanizer one.

I cant help it, i love this bitch.

Maria's baking

Side note: I baked some quiche and it was amazing.

Also: Didn't burn down the house.

Continue

Our very own CAKE WRECK!

To quote Praino, "It's a FIAL so good, it's a win!"
My tagline for this cake is, of course, "It's a cake made of fail, with a side of love."

i need to add this to the cake-fail fun!

so heres the pic.

and you need to read the caption that went with it: "Yeah, or torn limb from limb. Are those my wings behind me? 'Cuz I think they're on fire."

Ultimate FAIL!

Thanks to Praino for introducing me to Cake Wrecks the blog, I found this gem....

For Maria...(and Praino)

A Mega FAILblog post

OK so i went of failblog, and loled for an hour. here are some of my highlights.

An Entourage Def

it begain like this:

Fountain: We should have more status conversations on other people's statuses. Is that even the plural of status? Would it be stati? Or is it like sheep and it's always just status?

Praino:hmmmm statuses i think is correct.

however, stati is much more amusing.

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Stati: noun; The conversation(s) that take place between two or more people on another party's, not involved in conversation, facebook.

A Nice Dose of Lolcats

I LOLED

So go here http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/30098154.html

and then i found this within the post, omg the lulz

So I fail at posting lately

so i m hoping this will make up for it. :)

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now maria, you would find this hilarious if you watched the doctor who episode blink- in fact watch it, its a doctor -lite ep and its like a really smart movie, and it will scare the shit out of you. :

Entourage Soundtrack!

Ok, so I feel like Praino because I figured out how to make my own ringtones and sound bites for text messages. This means that I need you ladies to tell me what song you think works best as the Entourage theme song (for our very special entourage) and let me know so I can make it into a ringtone so when you call/text I know immediately that it's one of my loves and I need to answer ASAP without even having to look.

Go.

Words to Live By...

So, darlings, I've got a new theory, based largely on the fact that I deal with a whole lot of idiots on a daily basis. And by idiots, I mean people who:

A.) Think that, for whatever reason, they are better than me and can therefore order me around
B.) Think that I'm stupid and secondguess everything I do
C.) Are just plain stupid
D.) All of the above

So...I've decided that whenever I have to deal with these people from now on, I'll respond with on or the other of the following (and maybe even both if the situation calls for it)...

Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Reference!

See...I read sometimes!

Don't do it!

Tully and Praino, just because you think your current jobs suck does NOT mean you should consider grad school to put off the real world. Grad school sucks. I hope to return to the real world RIGHT NOW to end this pain!

Still made of win

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