Words to Live By...

So, darlings, I've got a new theory, based largely on the fact that I deal with a whole lot of idiots on a daily basis. And by idiots, I mean people who:

A.) Think that, for whatever reason, they are better than me and can therefore order me around
B.) Think that I'm stupid and secondguess everything I do
C.) Are just plain stupid
D.) All of the above

So...I've decided that whenever I have to deal with these people from now on, I'll respond with on or the other of the following (and maybe even both if the situation calls for it)...