Some things to make the falling apart Entourage happy...

So, here is my new favorite thing:

I would like to point out that this photo has all my requirements for the man who plays Mark Sloan on Grey's Anatomy: half naked and wet.

And this one is for Maria:

Entourage Confessions and Secrets

I have two things to confess today:

1. I love Google's image:



and the BIG confession/secret

2. I love the show Glee. It makes me happy to watch it. I have ALL the songs from it in my iTunes. There are actually 31 songs from that show that I have been able to find and download. Yes, that does mean I take the time to find the songs that are NOT included on the official soundtrack. Judge me if you will, but that is my confession.

Pre-emptive Get Well for Tulls

EIU Health Fair logo 2010

This is what I spent the first half of my day making:

Ummm....hello?

Where have we been on this whole blog thing?

It's been almost a month since anyone posted anything? I'm getting tired of the Entourage falling apart! It is not really working out with the whole staying in communication thing!

I hope Maria's eye is back in place and staying there, I hope Tully's foot heals well, and I hope Mama Praino gets better.

We need to pull it together ladies!

Oh, and Maria suggested that we, the entourage, actually make more sense as characters from 30 Rock.

Here's some pictures:

I am Liz Lemon




Tully is Kenneth



Maria is Jenna / Praino is Tracey






Scary how much more accurate that is, right?

Here's some pictures:

Look at this!!

Why yes, this is my flight confirmation when I come home in December!

Indianapolis, IN (IND) to Providence, RI (PVD)
Depart:
1:20 p.m.
Thu., Dec. 17, 2009
Indianapolis, IN (IND)
Arrive:
2:27 p.m.

Change Planes. Connect time in Cleveland, OH (CLE) is 1 hour 18 minutes.
Depart:
3:45 p.m.
Thu., Dec. 17, 2009
Cleveland, OH (CLE)
Arrive:
5:25 p.m.


Providence, RI (PVD) to Indianapolis, IN (IND)
Depart:
5:00 p.m.
Sat., Jan. 9, 2010
Providence, RI (PVD)
Arrive:
6:35 p.m.


Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 1 hour 15 minutes.
Depart:
7:50 p.m.
Sat., Jan. 9, 2010
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty)
Arrive:
10:18 p.m.

Prain Juvenilia Part 1

Ok so here is part one, and omg I was such a retarded kid. From the handwriting and other things in the story (ie Disney) I am guessing I wrote this when I was in 7th or 8th grade, so like 12 or 13?Its AWFUL. But oh my the LULZ. And its for Fountain who is far away, Tulls and her foot and Maria and her wonked out eye. You see what I do for you bitches. 

This story is the Pregnancy/Baby one, since I thought it would be the most unintentionally hilarious of the lot. And it is. There are Mary Sues, bad dialogue, a baby that is freakishly like Renesme in some ways, the Backstreet Boys. Bitches you got it all here. 

PS I look like shit, its like 1 am when I did this and in some places I just start laughing to myself, so um, yea,  you've been warned.

Part 1

Part 2 

The Bad Egg From Hell

Oddly appropriate

I stumbled across this and found it oddly appropriate given Praino's post and your party yesterday...

Pics!

So here are some of the pics of today, videos will be up soon. :)

Here is Maria with a random Jacob poster at Michael's craft store. 

We tried on hats.....
And were generally fabulous. 

THEN THIS HAPPENED. We were making cupcakes, bit THIS was in one of the eggs, it looks like a fucking eel and its smelled like death. 

These were the dates on the egg carton. Yay mama praino hadn't gotten new eggs in awhile.
So we threw it away and moved on to arts'n'craft time. And put feathers in our hair. 

And Maria made me part of "The Tribe." 
Then were all wore eye patches!




Then we wore the masks we bought! Maria told me I looked like someone with special needs b/c of how the eyes were spaced here...
Tulls is still adorable. 
LOL glasses over the mask. 
And the best for last!

Maria is a SNUGGIE!

Lulz for Maria...

So I fail at embedding things on the blog, so I'm just going to link you instead. All very lulz-worthy.

Click here plz...

http://s583.photobucket.com/albums/ss279/megtully/Lulz%20for%20Maria/?sort=ascending

As Promised Tulls

Ok, so this is an intro vlog to what I talked about with tully yesterday. She told me she heard BSB playing a store and thought of me (aww) then we got talking and it lead to this: me give a dramatic reading of my "juvenilia" featuring the BSB. ...... I was a really weird kid.

So in the video I give you 3 story (yes theres 3) choices to pick from. 1. The Radio Contest story, 2. the Pregnancy/Baby story....yeah i dont even know. and 3. the Historical Romance drama, that I *think* takes place post war of 1812 with the boys as pirates, but i wasn't big on dates or times, or locations. 

Tell me which one you want, I already recored parts for the pregnancy story and the historical one, so i can just upload it here whenever :)

Hopefully this brings you some lulz. :) 

Again, thanks to Praino

Praino said something that sparked the creative side of me tonight. Much like the shark photo from last night, I give you this gem....







Yes, that IS Maria and Praino merged. Much like they were pretending to do when on gchat that one time. It's magic.

Sharks cross bred with people

Thanks to Praino's post about the Apple Pears and writing a caption about crossing sharks with people, I decided to make this gem...

Entourage Thanksgiving Flashback

Tonight, I decided to have some wine with a friend after a short, but random road trip. I peeled the wrapper off the top of the wine to discover that it was a good wine and would need a bottle opener, instead of just being able to twist off the cap like most cheap wines I've been getting.

Because I am now on my own, you can bet that I panicked, thinking I did not have a bottle opener. In the drawer however, I found something, something that can be used to open wine.


Yes indeed, it was one of these, only a step up for the corkscrew we attempted to use during the infamous Entourage Thanksgiving. As I looked at the fated corkscrew in dismay, I suddenly flashed back to our awesome night of debauchery, randomness, wine and turkey. What happened in my kitchen was quite reminiscent of this:



It was magical. However, unlike that fateful night of Maria spouting off about potentially being covered in wine and getting pulled over and getting a DUI because I didn't have a wine opener that went like "this" (imagine Maria moving her arms down like the wine opener she was mimicking), I managed to get the cork out!

It was magical. Birds chirped, angels sang, and I got to drink my bottle of wine. I have to say I'm very proud of myself. I didn't think it could be done, getting a cork out without the fancy opener. I was wrong. I now know that I am safe to live on my own because I took on a cork and I won!

To: Praino From: CakeWrecks

New place!

So ladies, sorry I've been MIA for awhile now. I finally am "settled" in my new apartment and I did the rewrite on my comprehensive exam that I failed in May. Hopefully I passed this time, otherwise I'm kicked out of grad school. I spent some time studying with another professor in the department so with her coaching I may have pulled this off. I should find out by Tuesday.

I have grad student orientation tomorrow from 10-12:30. I get to meet all the new grads and scare them about how awful the first year is going to be. I'm thankful to not be one of them anymore! :)

My job has been kicking my ass. That's been great. I love that I have a 20 hour per week contract and I routinely work at least 30 hours. What's super awesome is that whenever one of the other grads put in extra hours, they subtract from the next week to "keep it all evened out." I hate them. I especially hate one of them, Brad. I may have mentioned him before. He nicknamed himself "Beer Guy" Tribble, because his first initials are BG. Ugh. Hate him. He complained about me to our boss too about not bending to his will and dropping whatever I'm working on to do things for him. I still haven't had time to talk to my bosses about him though because I actually do work every day instead of playing Farm Town and Mafia Wars on Facebook. So weird that I can't find extra time to complain about people...

Anyway, my apartment is starting to look better because I actually have some furniture and I bought some pictures to hang up and I got a scarf for the living room window. I need to take new pictures (I posted initial ones on Facebook) but I'm waiting to actually finish putting things away and decorating a little bit more. (Maria, I have managed to collect a lot of furniture for free because dumpster diving + spray paint = awesome, so our future apartment won't be so empty any more!)

Anyway, I hope all is well with you ladies. I expect updates on the blog now of all your lives since we clearly have a lot of stuff going on right now and aren't communicating a whole lot at the moment.

Oh, and don't forget that I'm going to Florida in October because of our friendship and the paper I wrote with all your answers! :) And by Florida I mean Disney! :)

Sedated Maria is Sedated...Installment 1

For starters, I must educate you all on the Big Effing Cross. Located in Effingham (yes, the town's real name), the Big Effing Cross is exactly as you would image. It's big, it's a cross and it's in Effingham.


So, after my 2.5 hour drive, I figure out how to get to the cell phone lot. I hung out for a little bit and then got a call from our lovely Maria who had just landed. I made my way to the arrivals area, but Maria is standing in the shuttle bus section and the dude there won't let me just grab her and go. So I pull up farther for the place Maria was apparently supposed to be. The lady directing traffic was not happy that I was not leaving because Maria wasn't yet at my car. But no way in hell was I about to try to make the loop around. Maria caught up to me and got in the car. I don't know why these airport peeps were being mean, my car clearly has Mass license plates indicating I am not from the area (please note: it was my first time at that airport and I've decided I hate it and will never fly through there).

So, Maria gets in the car and I realize she is Sedated Maria. She's pleasant and agreeable. It's interesting. She took two pictures of us in the car upon me getting back on the highway (after dealing with the stupid GPS not doing what it's supposed to do).



After driving awhile, with Sedated Maria being agreeable the whole time, we got to the hotel. During the drive though, I told Maria I was going to have to pick up the cake topper from the florist and drop it off at the reception before the reception for Dori since I'm going to be near the hall when I go to pick up the pottery we made for her bachelorette party last week. (Notice that is two errands I am dragging Maria along on.) She was fine with all of it. Very weird. Sedated Maria is oddly agreeable and ok with everything.

When we got to the hotel, they didn't book my reservation right. For starters, they had my first name as Fountain. Sedated Maria thought this was just great. Had a good moment with that. Anyway, they booked the hotel for tomorrow night and Sunday instead of tonight. We waited forever for him to look for something and he finally found a smoking room available for tonight and tomorrow. The room smells gross. Maria went right up to the room though while I grabbed my bags from the car.

I got to the room and Sedated Maria is lounging on the bed, watching TV. I grab the laptop to check Praino's email about ComiCon in NY for October and the big news of Ed Westwick being there.


I made oatmeal cookies (not oatmeal RAISIN, just OATMEAL) and Sedated Maria got awkwardly excited about them. She joined me on the bed to chat with you ladies whilst eating cookies the whole time. She also drooled a little over the picture of EW on the ComiCon website (cookie in hand the whole time). She tried on her new dress for me and it's adorable. You'll see pictures tomorrow from the wedding. After a little while Maria decided she was going to actually nap. She climbed into bed, cookie still in hand with clothes still on.

If I haven't mentioned it, I went to the Health Service clinic yesterday to find out what's up with these ridiculous allergies. The doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid spray. When I coughed I told Maria that I wasn't sick it was just allergies and I had steroids for it so it should be fine. Sedated Maria told me that the steroids would make my balls shrink to the size of raisins. Yes, that really did happen.

Praino during our chat asked if Maria resembled Lindsey Lohan:


Oddly, she does. See for yourself.




We love Sedated Maria though. She's kinda fun to play with. She's also a drug peddler though. That's a little bit scary. She offered me Xanax at least three times in just the first hour and a half together. Yup, Sedated Maria is actually Drug Dealer Maria.

I'll keep you ladies updated though on further developments in this adventure in the midwest.

P.S. I neglected to tell Maria that the church is in Illinois, just over the Missouri border, hence she thought she was getting away with not being in IL and I tricked her. Muahahahaha!

New Moon: Openly Mocking itself since July 2009

so I couldn't get it to work with a cut

Sorry Guys I couldn't get a cut to work

So enjoy these .gifs instead. 

My fav, Creeper Cormac.

Roadtrip 2010 Gchat convo

Here's the conversation that transpired between Maria and myself about the Roadtrip '10:

Maria: also, you know you're so in for roadtrip 10

me: of course

i just am trying to work out the logistics

you know that planning is not an Entourage strongsuit

Maria: well, planning is, sticking to the plan? not so much

being on time for something? never

Sent at 9:16 PM on Tuesday

Maria: I totes want to stop in Roswell

me: of course you do

and you know that planning is more than just sticking to and being on time

it's figuring out

1. how to rent the van/truck/large vehicle

2. mapping out a real route

3. figuring out food supplies

4. making praino not spazz so we strangle her

Maria: hahaha

me: 5. places to stay

Maria: we

me: 6. geting money to do this

Maria: we'll assign duties

me: 7. assigning duties

Maria: hehe

me: 8. making a chore chart with stickers

(you know that car is going to get messy)

Maria: I know

I figure we'll pack a cooler or two with food and beverages

me: 9. getting a cooler

10. getting ice

11. making sandwiches

12. making a sandwich i can eat

13. getting beverages

14. teaching founting how to drive while drunk when praino and maria start singing Xena in the car

many things we need to plan

Maria: true

you do need to learn that

me: also, i'm sooooooo posting this part of our convo on the blog for LULZ later

Maria: tell people they need to make a list of what they want to see on the trip

haha

ok

Sent at 9:24 PM on Tuesday

me: this roadtrip is going to be ridiculous

remember the mini road trip to plymouth for tea?

and you yelling at the GPS?

Maria: ridiculously fun!

it's going to be like that

me: 15. getting Maria to NOT yell at the GPS

Maria: 16. making entourage approved mixed cds

me: 17. then Fountain deleting all the Xena songs from said approved mixed CDs

Maria: 18. praino and maria sneak in Xena CD

me: 19. getting Tully to help throw the CDs with Xena out the window

20. making costumes (maybe) for Comicon

21. at least getting super cute new outfits

Maria: 20. Take out backup Xena CDs. It's happening!

me: ugh

Maria: agreed

me: 22. finding out who good is going to be there

23. figuring out a way to kidnap Pinto for the roadtrip to Comicon so they can be Kirk and Spock once we get there

Maria: 22. finding out how to kidnap saif people

me: i love when we do that!

Maria: me too!

me: it's been happening a lot more lately

Maria: long distance merge

me: for realz

with a Z

obviously

Maria: obvs

me: 24. organizing a fundraiser to be able to go

25. get Comicon tickets

Maria: oh yea

that's important

me: yeah

see, this is why we're making a list

Maria: haha

me: 26. hunting down Daivd Tennent for Praino and me

27. helping Tully live through the crazy
me: 28. figuring out how to do blog updates from the road

Maria: oh yea

me: 29. making Praino do blog updates for her blog because this is perfect fodder for the Unemployed Fan Girl

Maria: it's what it's all about

it's fan girl haven

me: i know

hence why she needs to do up to the minute posts

30. detouring up to the Napa Valley for wine
me: what else needs to be on this list?

i feel we're forgetting something

also, i'm posting this so praino can read the crazy so far and then once she's done we will group chat

Maria: haha ok

I don't know, I need to think of things

I also need to think of how many days I can take off

me: soooo

31. taking time off from work

32. seeing the future to know where Fountain is working to be able to ask for time off

Maria: right

me: 33. again seeing the future for Praino taking off time from some kind of job

Maria: can we think of anything else we need to be thinking about

me: yeah, praino

you were brought into this for a reason

you saw the list thus far

what are we missing?

Praino: yes i did

DISNEYLAND

me: right right

soo...

Praino: worlds biggest yarn ball ( or worlds biggest something)

Maria: I may opt out for disneyland

me: 34. Disneyland

what?

why?

Praino: just think about it

Maria: I've never been a big fan

me: Disney is the happiest place on earth!

Maria: which is why I don't belong there

me: also, 35. world's largest (fill in the blank)

maybe it'll make you happy?

Maria: ...

me: fien

*fine

let's just continue with the list

Praino: ok

Maria: is roswell on there?
Praino: ok

Maria: is roswell on there?

Praino: yup

it was like 3

Maria: good

grand canyon?

Praino: eh, maybe

if we have time

Maria: we'd literally drive by, take a pic and move on

that's how I feel a lot of these will go

Praino: is that wrong? to want to see Mickey Mouse me then a National Treasure?

*more than

me: 35. (maybe) grand canyon {at least photos}

Praino: yes good compromise

Maria: this is how I imagine it:

me: sorry, that should have been 36. (maybe) pictures of grand canyon

Maria: we pull up, 'quick everyone out for a photo op" take pic, pile back in car and leave

Maria is typing…

Praino: i m ok with that

Maria: I'm not a lingerer

me: fine

Praino: except when we have 5 hour dinners

me: good thing i put figuring out places to eat on there

Maria: right

Praino: yes that is going to be very important

Maria: I say we save money there by packing food

me: absolutely, hence the cooler and ice

Praino: i agree, at least get lot of food

Maria: I think we should sleep in one really crappy, creepy motel

Praino: hahahaha

we can pretend we are in a horror movie

Maria: yup

Praino: and we will prob film it too

Maria: oh yea

me: i'm deathly afraid of the dark

Praino: omg can you imagine the kind of crap thats going to happen?

Maria: we can keep the lights on

me: so if they lights go out for realz, you understand i will go straight into a panic attack and stop breathing, right?

Praino: we leave the bathroom light on and leave the door ajar- i need some source of light

Maria: it's going to be the greatest trip ever

me: or craziest

Maria: will totes either end our friendships or cement them forever

Praino: also fountain: flashlights, dont think i won't have one in my purse

me: this trip does involve everthing...pictures, filming, kidnapping, creepy hotels

i always have a flashlight in my purse

Praino: i like the kidnapping

me: esp. because it's Pinto!

Praino: and Tennant. I would enjoy stealign him
Maria: I just want to get a pic with pino

pinto

Praino: that would be awesome. i just want to see the two of them together

Maria: making out?

me: no no

Praino: eh, that would be fun, but honestly just sitting within a foot of each other would make me happy

me: unless the making out is with one of us...

Maria: praino has this weird homoerotic love between guys

it's weird

me: clearly

it is kinda weird

Maria: also, I almost just called her meghan

Praino: .... thats even weirder

me: yes

also, i feel bad for when tully reads the blog

i just keep updating it

Maria: haha

Praino: hahaha it needs updating! we were slacking for the longest time

Maria: true

Sent at 9:57 PM on Tuesday

Praino: and i don't have a weird homoerotic love btw guys, just guys who have crazy bromances.

me: uh huh

that's what you say
Praino: anyways back to what we want to see

me: yes

Sent at 10:01 PM on Tuesday

Maria: oh, also, fountain. the others may come along

me: the others?

Maria: our other bffs

Praino: lol that sounds like lost

me: it did

Maria: i know

Praino: maria you didnt tell her!

me: what?

Maria: I forgot!

me: what???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Praino: maria!

Maria: christie, emily and zeina

they were there for idea birth

me: i don't know if i like this plan

you know i have no one else

Maria: they'll prob bail

you can share mine

me: i don't want to be lonely

Praino: i agree, i see lots of bailing

me: i don't want to share you!

Maria: you know the lsat time you and zeina were together, you totes ignored me!

Praino: dont worry you wont, i bet maybe one of the three will actually go

me: we did not ignore you

Maria: I doubt tulls will come, which means christie's out

me: you and i were on either side of her hence we talked aroudn her and made her giggle to the point of peeing

Praino: you never know, tulls might come

Maria: she'e awesome and you love her

have you met tulls?

me: i gave her condoms!

of course id o

*do

Maria: love tully (and you prain) but you aren't exactly known for your follow through

me: true

Maria: that's fine

prain are you mad that I called you out on the follow through?

Praino: no

its kinda true

me: awww

praino and maria had a moment of truthful realization

that's sweet

Praino: hahaha

i feel like its one of those moments where Full House music is swelling in the background

Maria: I'm just asking that you work on it

hahaha

don't say you want to do something if you're not going to

Sent at 10:10 PM on Tuesday

me: listen, i expect one of you to update the blog should you continue talking about the road trip

Praino: but i do want to talk about the road trip!

me: well then talk to maria

i'll read the blog tomorrow and we'll talk more when i'm at work

Praino: but now i think shes mad, all the lulz have gone

Maria: awesome

me: the lulz are never gone

they hibernate

and nap

Praino: lol or live in the sea

Maria: well, I just want to make sure that it's not just me and fountain in the car driving to san diego

me: 37. bring the LULZ

38. teach Praino and Tully how to drive on the highway

Praino: that is why we are planning ahead, so if anything should happen- with any of us, pulling out wise there will be time to fix it

i can drive on highways.... i just chose not to

Maria: I swear to god if you pull out, I will find pinto and tell them that hate them

also, I will warn david tennant that you plan to rape him so he can get a restraining order

Praino: !!!! thats the meanest one of all. you would tell him of my preplanned rape!?

Maria: yep

I would even hand him pics of you so he knows what you look like and can hide

Praino: !! you wouldn't

Maria: I would

me: i walk away for a second and i come back to MADNESS!

Praino: hehehe

Maria: we're not going through all this trouble of planning for you to pull out

hahha

Praino: hey- it may not be me who pulls out- what if its you?

dun dun dun, tables turned
Maria: do i ever?
me: that's a fair statement praino

maria rarely pulls out

(that's what she said?)

Praino: haha

Maria: I commit!

which is crazy for a commitment phobe

me: true

Praino: but thats why we plan now, who knows what is going on 6 months down the line. lol i was just going to write " one of us could be married or some shit" just as you wrote commitment phobe lol

me: ok

i got this

Maria: hahahahahahaha

me: 39. make signed contracts stating that no one will hold out or their greatest fear will be used against them

40. follow through should said contract be broken

41. seal it in blood

Maria: love it
Praino: that scares me, what if its some crazy clause in there

me: no crazy clause

Praino: like....... i dunno

me: also, if any of you bitches get married, i will kill you

Praino: hahahaha

Maria: contract or no, you know i'd kill you

me: your husband, your children and your pets

Praino: quite rightly too

Maria: wow

me: yeah

Praino: pets?

me: i feel strongly about marriage right now

Praino: even marias little babies and scarlett?

well... i know you bitches would kill scarlett

shes insane

Maria: not my babies

me: if you get married between now and the roadtrip, yes i would

Maria: if I get married, I would kill myself

me: thank you

i appreciate you helping the cause

Praino: haha

Maria: no prob
Praino: scanning through this convo- and its made of crazy. and i love it

Maria: we're made of crazy

Praino: we really are, i think thats why we work so well together

me: just wait till you see it on the blog again

Praino: oh what did you do

me: i just keep updating that one blog post

Praino: also, i just noticed is the blog theme Ed Hardy?

Maria: yep

Praino: all i can see when i see/hear ed hardy is jon gosslin

Maria: who?

Praino: Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8- do you not read ONTD?

Maria: you know I skip all things reality tv related

Praino: apparenty he has been wearing redic ed hardy shirts in hopes on getting a kids clothing line

me: that is EXACTLY why we are best friends

i hate reality tv

Maria: see? exactly

Praino: i can't believe you didnt see it, you dont even have to go into the posts, just scan them

Maria: meh

no thank you

Praino: well yes, its a trainwreck and both parents are money hungry whores, but the fact remains

me: ok ladies, for realzies now, i'm going to bed

it's early and i'm a grandma, but that's ok

Praino: also fun fact- my mom got so drunk a few weeks ago watching jon and kate, she kept saying "they are such good parents. they will stay together for the kids"

Maria: I have to do the same

hahahahhaha

oh mama praino

I heart her

me: mama praino is pretty great

Praino: and she doesnt drink well, she was hungover the next day and called in sick to work

me: let's be drunk with mama praino sometime, yes?

Maria: y/y

Praino: just give her 2 glasses of wine and shes gone

Sent at 10:32 PM on Tuesday

Maria: ok, bed time for all

love you ladies

me: good night loves

Praino: night my darlings!

Maria: fountain, you're my savior!

me: i know

i'm the

Maria: so true

me: praino, figure out how to make a cut in the post so it doesn't go on for three pages

News Flash!

My brother is a douchebag. My mom just called me all pissed at him because he set up his class schedule for college with all night classes claiming he'll work 9-4 go to class from 6-10pm and somehow find time to get homework done and sleep. Not going to happen with my slacker brother. Thankfully, I have the scheduling skills of a god and managed to find all new times for him and my mom is going to send him back to BCC and make him rearrange his schedule.

The moral of this story is: My brother is a douchebag and I am awesome.

Roadtrip 2010

Here's the route I've got. 1 day, 21 hours.