Prain Juvenilia Part 1

Ok so here is part one, and omg I was such a retarded kid. From the handwriting and other things in the story (ie Disney) I am guessing I wrote this when I was in 7th or 8th grade, so like 12 or 13?Its AWFUL. But oh my the LULZ. And its for Fountain who is far away, Tulls and her foot and Maria and her wonked out eye. You see what I do for you bitches. 

This story is the Pregnancy/Baby one, since I thought it would be the most unintentionally hilarious of the lot. And it is. There are Mary Sues, bad dialogue, a baby that is freakishly like Renesme in some ways, the Backstreet Boys. Bitches you got it all here. 

PS I look like shit, its like 1 am when I did this and in some places I just start laughing to myself, so um, yea,  you've been warned.

Part 1

Part 2 

Pics!

So here are some of the pics of today, videos will be up soon. :)

Here is Maria with a random Jacob poster at Michael's craft store. 

We tried on hats.....
And were generally fabulous. 

THEN THIS HAPPENED. We were making cupcakes, bit THIS was in one of the eggs, it looks like a fucking eel and its smelled like death. 

These were the dates on the egg carton. Yay mama praino hadn't gotten new eggs in awhile.
So we threw it away and moved on to arts'n'craft time. And put feathers in our hair. 

And Maria made me part of "The Tribe." 
Then were all wore eye patches!




Then we wore the masks we bought! Maria told me I looked like someone with special needs b/c of how the eyes were spaced here...
Tulls is still adorable. 
LOL glasses over the mask. 
And the best for last!

Maria is a SNUGGIE!