Prain Juvenilia Part 1

Ok so here is part one, and omg I was such a retarded kid. From the handwriting and other things in the story (ie Disney) I am guessing I wrote this when I was in 7th or 8th grade, so like 12 or 13?Its AWFUL. But oh my the LULZ. And its for Fountain who is far away, Tulls and her foot and Maria and her wonked out eye. You see what I do for you bitches. 

This story is the Pregnancy/Baby one, since I thought it would be the most unintentionally hilarious of the lot. And it is. There are Mary Sues, bad dialogue, a baby that is freakishly like Renesme in some ways, the Backstreet Boys. Bitches you got it all here. 

PS I look like shit, its like 1 am when I did this and in some places I just start laughing to myself, so um, yea,  you've been warned.

Part 1

Part 2 

As Promised Tulls

Ok, so this is an intro vlog to what I talked about with tully yesterday. She told me she heard BSB playing a store and thought of me (aww) then we got talking and it lead to this: me give a dramatic reading of my "juvenilia" featuring the BSB. ...... I was a really weird kid.

So in the video I give you 3 story (yes theres 3) choices to pick from. 1. The Radio Contest story, 2. the Pregnancy/Baby story....yeah i dont even know. and 3. the Historical Romance drama, that I *think* takes place post war of 1812 with the boys as pirates, but i wasn't big on dates or times, or locations. 

Tell me which one you want, I already recored parts for the pregnancy story and the historical one, so i can just upload it here whenever :)

Hopefully this brings you some lulz. :)