Ok so here is part one, and omg I was such a retarded kid. From the handwriting and other things in the story (ie Disney) I am guessing I wrote this when I was in 7th or 8th grade, so like 12 or 13?Its AWFUL. But oh my the LULZ. And its for Fountain who is far away, Tulls and her foot and Maria and her wonked out eye. You see what I do for you bitches.
This story is the Pregnancy/Baby one, since I thought it would be the most unintentionally hilarious of the lot. And it is. There are Mary Sues, bad dialogue, a baby that is freakishly like Renesme in some ways, the Backstreet Boys. Bitches you got it all here.
PS I look like shit, its like 1 am when I did this and in some places I just start laughing to myself, so um, yea, you've been warned.
Part 1
Part 2
