Funny things

Here's a little story for you all....

Today, I was chatting with Maria via vchat, which is awesome (except for the creepy and annoying feedback noise), and the FUNNIEST conversation transpired.

Maria insisted she was NOT high maintenance. (Insert laughter here)
When I asked her what about her exactly was NOT high maintenance, she attempted to tell me that she's easy to get along with. And then she burst into laughter...even SHE couldn't maintain that the statement was possibly, even remotely true. There was something else too, just as ridiculous that she also couldn't even say that without having to pause for laughter.

As I'm writing this we again brought up that she said she was so easy to get along with and laughter ensued once more.

We also had a discussion about her glasses and how they're not the bows at the moment. She reminded me that the Versace ones (yes Versace) were the ones she got instead of the bows, but then apparently her dad bought her the bow ones. High maintenance.

In other news, it's going to cost me over $150 to stay in my apartment for 4 extra days until I can move into my new one. Ridiculous. So I'm moving my books and research into my office for a little while, and then my bed will eventually have to go to my friend Brooke's garage along with my desk. And the rest of my things will be at Leigh's. My clothes are going to hang out in my car for 4 days because there are too many for me to take off hangers and then pack and then have to hang up again. I'm annoyed by this whole thing. Ugh.

I talked to Maria's mom on vchat today too. That was fun. I learned that Maria's nickname as a child was Ridgie because her sister didn't like her name. Apparently Maria did not now her real name until she went to kindergarten and they weren't allowing nicknames. How funny and weird is that?

Also, Maria is OBSESSED with her dogs. We thought Praino was bad with Scarlett, Maria and the chihuahuas is much, much, MUCH worse. I know, it's hard to believe. She cuddles with them and snuggles and let's them lick her all over the face. One was even sitting in her crotch. It was awkward.

Anyway, that's all.

P.S. We're still vchatting and she's STILL insisting she's not high maintenance.
P.P.S. Maria called shenanigans on her being more obsessed with her dogs than Praino. I think we need to video tape Maria with the dogs and just review tapes Praino already has with Scarlett and let you ladies vote and decide.