Here's the conversation that transpired between Maria and myself about the Roadtrip '10:
Maria: also, you know you're so in for roadtrip 10
me: of course
i just am trying to work out the logistics
you know that planning is not an Entourage strongsuit
Maria: well, planning is, sticking to the plan? not so much
being on time for something? never
Sent at 9:16 PM on Tuesday
Maria: I totes want to stop in Roswell
me: of course you do
and you know that planning is more than just sticking to and being on time
it's figuring out
1. how to rent the van/truck/large vehicle
2. mapping out a real route
3. figuring out food supplies
4. making praino not spazz so we strangle her
Maria: hahaha
me: 5. places to stay
Maria: we
me: 6. geting money to do this
Maria: we'll assign duties
me: 7. assigning duties
Maria: hehe
me: 8. making a chore chart with stickers
(you know that car is going to get messy)
Maria: I know
I figure we'll pack a cooler or two with food and beverages
me: 9. getting a cooler
10. getting ice
11. making sandwiches
12. making a sandwich i can eat
13. getting beverages
14. teaching founting how to drive while drunk when praino and maria start singing Xena in the car
many things we need to plan
Maria: true
you do need to learn that
me: also, i'm sooooooo posting this part of our convo on the blog for LULZ later
haha
ok
Sent at 9:24 PM on Tuesday
me: this roadtrip is going to be ridiculous
remember the mini road trip to plymouth for tea?
and you yelling at the GPS?
Maria: ridiculously fun!
it's going to be like that
me: 15. getting Maria to NOT yell at the GPS
Maria: 16. making entourage approved mixed cds
me: 17. then Fountain deleting all the Xena songs from said approved mixed CDs
Maria: 18. praino and maria sneak in Xena CD
20. making costumes (maybe) for Comicon
21. at least getting super cute new outfits
Maria: 20. Take out backup Xena CDs. It's happening!
me: ugh
Maria: agreed
me: 22. finding out who good is going to be there
23. figuring out a way to kidnap Pinto for the roadtrip to Comicon so they can be Kirk and Spock once we get there
Maria: 22. finding out how to kidnap saif people
me: i love when we do that!
Maria: me too!
Maria: long distance merge
me: for realz
with a Z
obviously
Maria: obvs
me: 24. organizing a fundraiser to be able to go
25. get Comicon tickets
Maria: oh yea
that's important
me: yeah
see, this is why we're making a list
Maria: haha
me: 26. hunting down Daivd Tennent for Praino and me
27. helping Tully live through the crazy
me: 28. figuring out how to do blog updates from the road
me: 28. figuring out how to do blog updates from the road
Maria: oh yea
me: 29. making Praino do blog updates for her blog because this is perfect fodder for the Unemployed Fan Girl
Maria: it's what it's all about
it's fan girl haven
me: i know
hence why she needs to do up to the minute posts
30. detouring up to the Napa Valley for wine
me: what else needs to be on this list?
me: what else needs to be on this list?
i feel we're forgetting something
also, i'm posting this so praino can read the crazy so far and then once she's done we will group chat
Maria: haha ok
I don't know, I need to think of things
I also need to think of how many days I can take off
me: soooo
31. taking time off from work
32. seeing the future to know where Fountain is working to be able to ask for time off
Maria: right
me: 33. again seeing the future for Praino taking off time from some kind of job
Maria: can we think of anything else we need to be thinking about
me: yeah, praino
you were brought into this for a reason
you saw the list thus far
what are we missing?
Praino: yes i did
DISNEYLAND
me: right right
soo...
Praino: worlds biggest yarn ball ( or worlds biggest something)
Maria: I may opt out for disneyland
me: 34. Disneyland
what?
why?
Praino: just think about it
Maria: I've never been a big fan
me: Disney is the happiest place on earth!
Maria: which is why I don't belong there
me: also, 35. world's largest (fill in the blank)
maybe it'll make you happy?
Maria: ...
me: fien
*fine
let's just continue with the list
Praino: ok
Maria: is roswell on there?
Praino: ok
Praino: ok
Maria: is roswell on there?
Praino: yup
it was like 3
Maria: good
grand canyon?
Praino: eh, maybe
if we have time
Maria: we'd literally drive by, take a pic and move on
that's how I feel a lot of these will go
Praino: is that wrong? to want to see Mickey Mouse me then a National Treasure?
*more than
me: 35. (maybe) grand canyon {at least photos}
Praino: yes good compromise
Maria: this is how I imagine it:
me: sorry, that should have been 36. (maybe) pictures of grand canyon
Maria: we pull up, 'quick everyone out for a photo op" take pic, pile back in car and leave
Maria is typing…
Praino: i m ok with that
Maria: I'm not a lingerer
me: fine
Praino: except when we have 5 hour dinners
me: good thing i put figuring out places to eat on there
Maria: right
Praino: yes that is going to be very important
Maria: I say we save money there by packing food
me: absolutely, hence the cooler and ice
Praino: i agree, at least get lot of food
Maria: I think we should sleep in one really crappy, creepy motel
Praino: hahahaha
we can pretend we are in a horror movie
Maria: yup
Praino: and we will prob film it too
Maria: oh yea
me: i'm deathly afraid of the dark
Praino: omg can you imagine the kind of crap thats going to happen?
Maria: we can keep the lights on
me: so if they lights go out for realz, you understand i will go straight into a panic attack and stop breathing, right?
Praino: we leave the bathroom light on and leave the door ajar- i need some source of light
Maria: it's going to be the greatest trip ever
me: or craziest
Maria: will totes either end our friendships or cement them forever
Praino: also fountain: flashlights, dont think i won't have one in my purse
me: this trip does involve everthing...pictures, filming, kidnapping, creepy hotels
i always have a flashlight in my purse
Praino: i like the kidnapping
me: esp. because it's Pinto!
Praino: and Tennant. I would enjoy stealign him
Maria: I just want to get a pic with pinoPraino: .... thats even weirder
Maria: I just want to get a pic with pino
pinto
Praino: that would be awesome. i just want to see the two of them together
Maria: making out?
me: no no
Praino: eh, that would be fun, but honestly just sitting within a foot of each other would make me happy
me: unless the making out is with one of us...
Maria: praino has this weird homoerotic love between guys
it's weird
me: clearly
it is kinda weird
Maria: also, I almost just called her meghan
me: yes
also, i feel bad for when tully reads the blog
i just keep updating it
Maria: haha
Praino: hahaha it needs updating! we were slacking for the longest time
Maria: true
Sent at 9:57 PM on Tuesday
Praino: and i don't have a weird homoerotic love btw guys, just guys who have crazy bromances.
me: uh huh
that's what you say
Praino: anyways back to what we want to see
Maria: that's fine
Praino: anyways back to what we want to see
me: yes
Sent at 10:01 PM on Tuesday
Maria: oh, also, fountain. the others may come along
me: the others?
Maria: our other bffs
Praino: lol that sounds like lost
me: it did
Maria: i know
Praino: maria you didnt tell her!
me: what?
Maria: I forgot!
me: what???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Praino: maria!
Maria: christie, emily and zeina
they were there for idea birth
me: i don't know if i like this plan
you know i have no one else
Maria: they'll prob bail
you can share mine
me: i don't want to be lonely
Praino: i agree, i see lots of bailing
me: i don't want to share you!
Maria: you know the lsat time you and zeina were together, you totes ignored me!
Praino: dont worry you wont, i bet maybe one of the three will actually go
me: we did not ignore you
Maria: I doubt tulls will come, which means christie's out
me: you and i were on either side of her hence we talked aroudn her and made her giggle to the point of peeing
Praino: you never know, tulls might come
Maria: she'e awesome and you love her
have you met tulls?
me: i gave her condoms!
of course id o
*do
Maria: love tully (and you prain) but you aren't exactly known for your follow through
me: true
Maria: that's fine
prain are you mad that I called you out on the follow through?
Praino: no
its kinda true
me: awww
praino and maria had a moment of truthful realization
that's sweet
Praino: hahaha
Praino: but i do want to talk about the road trip!
i feel like its one of those moments where Full House music is swelling in the background
Maria: I'm just asking that you work on it
hahaha
don't say you want to do something if you're not going to
Sent at 10:10 PM on Tuesday
me: listen, i expect one of you to update the blog should you continue talking about the road trip
me: well then talk to maria
i'll read the blog tomorrow and we'll talk more when i'm at work
Praino: but now i think shes mad, all the lulz have gone
Maria: awesome
me: the lulz are never gone
they hibernate
and nap
Praino: lol or live in the sea
Maria: well, I just want to make sure that it's not just me and fountain in the car driving to san diego
me: 37. bring the LULZ
38. teach Praino and Tully how to drive on the highway
Praino: that is why we are planning ahead, so if anything should happen- with any of us, pulling out wise there will be time to fix it
i can drive on highways.... i just chose not to
Maria: I swear to god if you pull out, I will find pinto and tell them that hate them
also, I will warn david tennant that you plan to rape him so he can get a restraining order
Praino: !!!! thats the meanest one of all. you would tell him of my preplanned rape!?
Maria: yep
I would even hand him pics of you so he knows what you look like and can hide
Praino: !! you wouldn't
Maria: I would
me: i walk away for a second and i come back to MADNESS!
Praino: hehehe
Maria: we're not going through all this trouble of planning for you to pull out
hahha
Praino: hey- it may not be me who pulls out- what if its you?
dun dun dun, tables turned
Maria: do i ever?
me: that's a fair statement praino
Maria: do i ever?
me: that's a fair statement praino
maria rarely pulls out
(that's what she said?)
Praino: haha
Maria: I commit!
which is crazy for a commitment phobe
me: true
Praino: but thats why we plan now, who knows what is going on 6 months down the line. lol i was just going to write " one of us could be married or some shit" just as you wrote commitment phobe lol
me: ok
i got this
Maria: hahahahahahaha
me: 39. make signed contracts stating that no one will hold out or their greatest fear will be used against them
40. follow through should said contract be broken
41. seal it in blood
Maria: love it
Praino: that scares me, what if its some crazy clause in there
Praino: that scares me, what if its some crazy clause in there
me: no crazy clause
Praino: like....... i dunno
me: also, if any of you bitches get married, i will kill you
Praino: hahahaha
Maria: contract or no, you know i'd kill you
me: your husband, your children and your pets
Praino: quite rightly too
Maria: wow
me: yeah
Praino: pets?
me: i feel strongly about marriage right now
Praino: even marias little babies and scarlett?
well... i know you bitches would kill scarlett
shes insane
Maria: not my babies
me: if you get married between now and the roadtrip, yes i would
Maria: if I get married, I would kill myself
me: thank you
i appreciate you helping the cause
Praino: haha
Maria: no prob
Praino: scanning through this convo- and its made of crazy. and i love it
Praino: scanning through this convo- and its made of crazy. and i love it
Maria: we're made of crazy
Praino: we really are, i think thats why we work so well together
me: just wait till you see it on the blog again
Praino: oh what did you do
me: i just keep updating that one blog post
Praino: also, i just noticed is the blog theme Ed Hardy?
Maria: yep
Praino: all i can see when i see/hear ed hardy is jon gosslin
Maria: who?
Praino: Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8- do you not read ONTD?
Maria: you know I skip all things reality tv related
Praino: apparenty he has been wearing redic ed hardy shirts in hopes on getting a kids clothing line
me: that is EXACTLY why we are best friends
i hate reality tv
Maria: see? exactly
Praino: i can't believe you didnt see it, you dont even have to go into the posts, just scan them
Maria: meh
no thank you
Praino: well yes, its a trainwreck and both parents are money hungry whores, but the fact remains
me: ok ladies, for realzies now, i'm going to bed
it's early and i'm a grandma, but that's ok
Praino: also fun fact- my mom got so drunk a few weeks ago watching jon and kate, she kept saying "they are such good parents. they will stay together for the kids"
Maria: I have to do the same
hahahahhaha
oh mama praino
I heart her
me: mama praino is pretty great
Praino: and she doesnt drink well, she was hungover the next day and called in sick to work
me: let's be drunk with mama praino sometime, yes?
Maria: y/y
Praino: just give her 2 glasses of wine and shes gone
Sent at 10:32 PM on Tuesday
Maria: ok, bed time for all
love you ladies
me: good night loves
Praino: night my darlings!
Maria: fountain, you're my savior!
me: i know
i'm the
Maria: so true
me: praino, figure out how to make a cut in the post so it doesn't go on for three pages
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