Praino gets Politcal Part 2 of 2

This is the list of the book ole Sarah FAILin wanted to ban. Clearly this is crazy but i wanted to give you my opinions so this is a is a Praino key of what the ** mean. For those book i didn't mark, i havnt read so i didnt want to mark it, but assume everything on this list is a giant WTF anyway.

*= for realzies?
**= what the hell,
***=WTF BITCH:

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess**
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle **
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner **
Blubber by Judy Blume *
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley **
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson **
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer*** (A LITERARY CLASSIC AND ONE OF THE GREATEST WORKS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE)
Carrie by Stephen King**
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller**
Christine by Stephen King*** (its a FUCKING CAR)
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King*** (ITS STEPHEN KING, BITCH GET OVER IT, YEAH ITS A CRAZY DOG; DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT)
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite ** (GOD FORBID WE HAVE ANYTHING THAT MIGHT PROMOTE UNDERSTANDING AND ACCEPTANCE)
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller ** (NOT MY FAVORITE PLAY, BUT MARKS A HUGE POINT IN AMERICAN THEATER, AND THE WHOLE IDEA OF WHAT A TRAGEDY CAN BE)
Decameron by Boccaccio *** ( CLASSIC)
East of Eden by John Steinbeck **
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland **
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume *** (THE MUST-READ FOR ANY TEEN GIRL- A REALISTIC Portrayal OF A RELATIONSHIP, NOT SUGAR COATED SHIT)
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam*
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K.***
Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K.***
Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K.***
Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K.*** ITS HARRY POTTER, DUDE MAGIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN CHILDRENS STORIES; PLUS THESE BOOKS HAVE THE OVERWHELMING THEME OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP- HOW THE HELL CAN THAT BE WRONG?
Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman *** UGHH, CHILDREN NEED TO BE TAUGHT TOLERANCE SO THAT THEY WON'T GROW UP TO BE BIGOTED PRICKS. PERSONALLY I THINK THESE BOOKS ARE GREAT.
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell*
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain**
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou**
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl*** SHE WANTED TO BAN JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH??!! WHAT IS THIS BITCH SMOKING
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H.
Lawrence** PROB WANTED IT BANNED PURELY ON THE FACT THAT THE WORD "LOVER" IS IN THE TITLE
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman *** THIS WOMAN IS FUCKING NUTS, CLASSIC
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm *** WHAT. .... I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS FUCKERY
Lord of the Flies by William Golding** I GUESS POOR PIGGY DID DIE IN VAIN
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz**
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier*** IF I RECALL, ABOUT AMERICAN REVOLUTION, RIGHT? READ IT IN HISTORY THATS ALL I KNOW, BUT DEF NOT TO BE BANNED.
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara* HAHAHAHAHA THIS BOOK WAS THE SHIT IN THE '40S OR WHATEVER
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck**
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey**
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl*
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz*
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz* BECASUE WE SHOULD ALL READ STORIES ABOUT RAINBOWS AND PUPPIES
Separate Peace by John Knowles***..... WAT?
Silas Marner by George Eliot*** THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING CLASSIC BITCH.
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.**

Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs* TARZAN- REALLY? AS IS AH-AHAH-AHAH "YOU JANE?"
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain** NOT SURPRISING, JUST STILL FAIL, IF ANYONE HAS EVER READ IT THEN THEY WILL KNOW ITS A FASCINATING READ AND LOOK IN THE ANTE-BELLUM SOUTH
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain*
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. *
Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier*
The Color Purple by Alice Walker** OH NO POTENTIAL LESBIAN CONTENT! BAN.
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck***
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood**
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C.
Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare *** YOU DONT TOUCH SHAKESPEARE- YOU JUST DONT.
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S.
by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King*
The Witches by Roald Dahl*** ITS ROALD DAHL
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume*
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee*** ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING BOOKS OF ALL TIME, TEACHES CHILDREN ABOUT TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING.
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare*** OH NO SHE DIDN'T. ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLAYS, ITS WITTY, FUNNY AND MADE OF AMAZING. SHE PROB DIDNT LIKE IT B/C VIOLA CROSS-DRESSES.
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster*--HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A DICTIONARY? FOR REAL??
Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween ** DUDE ITS HALLOWEEN. GET OVER IT.
Symbols by Edna Barth